The Clown Syndrome Podcast

The Royal Throuple EP 21

Ever heard of a throuple, or the prince's Instagram loving **tch wife? Scooters coming back to Dallas?? Don't forget about baseball drag nuns, we talk about all of it in this episode!

Target Is The Gayest Superhero EP 20

The Internet is in an Uproar!!! Robert De Niro just had a kid at 79, Target is selling gay clothes, social media is making us mean, some room mates suck, Chili's slaps, and some of y'all need to learn how to act... for real!!

Mr. Beast’s Toe Sucking Convention - Ep 19

We're back!!!! And maybe a little rusty, but we've got a doozie for you. In this episode we talk about lame used car salesmen on tiktok, why people are mad at Mr. Beast. A guy who got his toes sucked in Nashville, and Mike's experiences with Lyft drivers.

Dallas Made Me Fat Ep. 18

Welcome back!! In this episode, we survive a severe storm and talk about how things might not go our way, but there is somebody else out there having a way worse time than you.... unless you have to drive on the roads around Dallas...

Facebook Dating Leads to Taylor Swift Twerking. Ep 17

Sorry about the late episode, it was a very busy weekend.  In this episode John talks about his disbelief of all these studies that make outlandish claims, why the news is never good, and what's the matter with Nu-Metal. Mike talks about his recent Facebook Dating experience as well as one couple's twerking escapade at a Taylor Swift concert, and the whole new world of products that he didn't know he could buy on Amazon.

TikTok Teaches Congress to Twerk, with AI Ep. 16

We are all doomed!! ChatGPT is unofficially given a mind of it's own, congress doesn't understand, or doesn't care, about how TikTok works, and Mike gets twerked on at work.

Speed Dating On The Alien Mothership Ep. 15

In this episode we talk about the Alien Mothership that's most likely checking us out, how the Bolivian government hired a psychic to talk to a cat, Jesus' new video game, and how to live for free!!(kind of).

Be Nice To AI Ep. 14

John thinks the AI overlord will be upon us soon, and you had better be nice or else it won't like you when we all become obsolete. Mike Tells us about when a bunch of cheerleaders bullied him in to wearing makeup and not being able to see, while John has serious issues with how women use tinder. Also, is country music any good??

How To Kiss Lady Gaga’s Dogs Ep 13

The US is under attack by deadly mushroom clones from outer space!!! Well, not really from outer space, but there are deadly mushroom clones spreading in the US. This at a time when there's a remote kissing device from the same country where parents can sue their kids for not taking care of them. Chris rock is also back in the news for his new comedy bit about Will Smith; Check it out!

I Gave Up Comedy

We start off kind of heavy after Mike came off of a bit of a rough spot as of late and talk in public about what we talked about in private. John wants to say that a lot of you need therapy and that he has also figured out how to solve road rage. We talk about how crazy jet engines are, how crazy it is that kids are expected to stop forest fires, and Mike also wants to yell at your kid/cat.